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dirty chief justice roberts

eat a bowl of vanilla ice cream with lukewarm tap water and then have missionary sex with your wife of 20 years
by claireisadumbbitch April 22, 2019
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Robert Downey Syndrome

When a mostly straight guy really wants to Eiffel Tower his girlfriend with Robert Downey Jr.
Girl 1: So your boyfriend, are you sure he's straight?

Girl 2: Yeah. Well, he's mostly straight. He's totally got that Robert Downey Syndrome.
by Greenspot August 22, 2015
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Robert

An ugly pedo in your ela class, that no one likes and who doesn't do his work.
Robert: *Breaths*
Gabe: Stfu Robert.
by Someone in Roberts class June 18, 2018
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mars rover

Spacecraft sent to Mars that land and have the ability to move from their original site. Currently referring to Spirit and Opportunity, which were launched in 2003. Part of an ongoing program began in the mid 1990's that is currently planned out to around 2009.

May also refer to Pathfinder or Beagle 2.
"The Mars rovers are completely friggin justified, cost less than a few bombs, could possibly give hints to whether or not there is life elsewhere in the universe, and Bush didn't send them, idiots."
by Patteroast January 26, 2004
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Matt Roberts

An absolutely legendary person who everyone loves and is the most popular person

He gets all of the ladies and the pussy
He’s kinda thicc too
by ImThicc69 April 30, 2020
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rover

1. A person who offers anal sex to those in positions of authority in order to curry favor.

2. The president's pet name for the fat bastard who does his thinking for him.
1. "You see the way that guy talks to the boss? What a rover."

2. "Hey, Rover... I can't seem to find the number in the rolodex. How do I spell 'Osama' again?"
by Behemoth June 9, 2003
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Robert

Noun
A slave, typically a midget, that is partially disabled. Closely resembles a 'psycho' from borderlands, but with an ugly ass face. and a missing eye. Most are Roberts typically persuaded by pouring anti-freeze into their empty eye socket.
"My Robert was misbehaving the other day, so I had to pour anti-freeze into his socket, and then I skull-fucked him!"
by Unyielding_Codger1959 April 1, 2019
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