The Sea Monster

When a woman gives a man a blowjob while they are in or under water.

woah bro you totally whipped out the sea monster and gave it to her!

by tigerwoods1967 July 13, 2010

Mountain Monsters

The coolest show on cable, they chase after shit like Bigfoot and try to catch them

Jim: wanna go watch mountain monsters?
Tom: hell yeah

by Hdijdbdbdndnndnd May 04, 2022

Funk monster

When a person does not believe in water nor soap.

"Damn,Funk monster!Go take a bath!!!

by Ree and Chena April 21, 2003

the cum monster

The disowned brother of the Cookie Monster, he loves to guzzle a certain white juice. Beware the Cum Monster, for he will suck you off while you sleep and grow stronger with every nut.

"The Cum Monster came into my house last night and sucked off my whole family!"

by suckadickforadollar November 14, 2022

Monster’s Mafia

Monster’s Mafia is a place with the most elite gamers in da world

I’m in Monster’s Mafia because im real gamer

by Dang1234 June 09, 2021

Slink Monster

A slink monster is someone who is a cute, lovable, yogi-adoring, beer drinking, green fuzzy monster. A slink monster may appear happy, distraught, drunk, serious, or angry. A slink monster enjoys tea, coffee, her dog, and loves when people are in her personal space.

" There slink monster is again; drinking beer and running over side-part with her monster car. "

by Yogirunner March 13, 2016

popular monster

It obliterates, disintegrates, annihilates you. Often replaced with "Jugular Hamster" , "Tubular Pornstar" or "Binocular Master"

Stranger: Are you a Popular Monster?
Popular Monster: I'm a liar, I'm a cheater, I'm a non-believer

by zsirsiraly October 02, 2020