Phone Letter

A text message, usually a really long text message. Most commonly sent by angry white women.
My main chick just sent me another phone letter. I better put my phone on charge.
by White Hawk1 April 08, 2022
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phone zoned

When a woman specifically expresses her disinterest in a potential suitor by incessantly playing with her phone. It is a passive form of rejection for a guy who will find his remaining dignity in the friend zone.
Tim thought he had an opportunity to smash with Madison but she phone zoned the hell out of him.
by JustKiddingFool May 31, 2015
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Phone-Phoney

A person that uses a cel phone to avoid people or conversation.
Joe was walking down amongst street people and decided to use the phone-phoney technique to avoid being pan-handled.
by Bob Plumeau June 19, 2008
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Beer-Phones

Self-induced inner-ear technology, which allows and often leads an individual to believe they are singing at an appropriate pitch, speed, tone, and/or volume in a public location or private karaoke room and is adjusted in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol the individual has consumed.

Warning: Sometimes malfunctions and increases dissonances when more than one pair is worn in large group.

Side Note: Usually worn with beer goggles.
A: Did you hear them singing last night at karaoke?
B: Yeah, they must have had their beer-phones on. . . but, they were kinda cute, weren't they?
A: Yeah, but I had on my beer goggles.
by JWSTigre April 18, 2010
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The Phone Move

When a male leans in excessively close to a female to see something displayed on the female's hand held device (phone, camera, ipod) in order to achieve physical contact.
When Sara showed Jim the picture they just took together, Jim used the phone move to get close enough to lean against her.
by d-holl November 04, 2009
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Phone Peeler

She's the woman who you are with and she likes to peel through your phone.
She's a Phone Peeler, AAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
by onryou74 August 02, 2012
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phone penis

When you stick a phone in a girls vagina on vibrate with male siri talking
That bitch got phone penised last night
by Nonyaxx February 20, 2016
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