gear goggles

To be in love with everyone around you as a result of taking 'gear'.

I was chatting to that minging guy for ages longer than I should have done cuz I'd got my gear goggles on

by fluffed-up November 21, 2014

Pigeon Goggling

When humans scream and oddly flap their arms to get rid of feathered pests such as pigeons.

I wish people would stop pigeon goggling it's disturbing my teatime.

by Doctortheoliusmacdonaldo December 17, 2014

poon goggles

The way you see any girl after not getting any in a while. EG: A 2 becomes a 10, a 5 becomes a 10, etc... Origin Vincente's restaurant.

Even though that Heinrich chick may be a 10, even if she was a 2 at this point, with the Poon Goggles I'm wearing at this conference I'd still hit that....

by HHeiny November 26, 2013

Nog Goggles

Phenomenon in which one's consumption of holiday alcohol makes one's family bearable.

"Hate my family, but after the nog goggles kick in it will be okay. Hell, maybe even my first cousin. Who knows?"

by Pyewacket December 15, 2013

Porn goggles

When someone's perspective of someone else is altered by predicting or imagining what they look like in a sexual context.

"That barmaid looks wise is a 3, but my porn goggles are saying she's a 9"

by Porngoggles August 24, 2015

Arabian goggles

Someone's balls covering another's eyes , to act as goggles.

I'm fixing to give this bitch Arabian goggles. (Put my balls over her eyes.)

by Lol true December 17, 2016

Married Goggles

This is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutual aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of ass for the rest of there miserable lives so all girls become seemingly hotter. (The same may go for married gals as well)

Married friend: Sarah was looking fine tonight.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.

by NwMI Guy December 21, 2016