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Holy roly poly eating guacamole! Is that an aligator? Are we in Florida?

Florida Ice 

When you give someone you shit in a cup and proceed to forcefully have sex with them and nut in one nostril and your Left ear
Hey babe can I Florida Ice You? It’s

Florida Citrus Center

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What the fuck
How many signs are there for that?
Penguinz0: Florida Citrus Center? More like: What the fuck? How many signs are there for that?
state that represses minorities with laws and policy's, making life hard.
Florida lets us gerrymander minorities right out of voting so their voice can't be heard
Florida by dip in the road August 30, 2023

Florida footlong fountain 

A 2 part level 4 sex move in which a foot long baby crocodile is wedged into a girl's vagina and turned into a piss fountain. Once satisfied the crocodile will be cooked over an open flame and consumed.
Bertha ripped a mean Florida footlong fountain last night. Best damn crocodile I ever eaten.