Hurricane2005's definitions

Ameliorific

A word that you should not use while describing yourself in an interview.

Interviewer: What is one word you would use to describe yourself?

Me: Um, probably "ameliorific."

Interviewer: ...Ok...

by Hurricane2005 July 8, 2024

Tik-Tok

An app where you can watch humanity crumble to the sound of some random fucking song.
Make sure to punch anybody who calls something a tiktok song.

Tik-Tok is a really bad fucking app

by Hurricane2005 May 17, 2023

Florida Citrus Center

More like
What the fuck
How many signs are there for that?

Penguinz0: Florida Citrus Center? More like: What the fuck? How many signs are there for that?

by Hurricane2005 May 31, 2023

Knob Glob

The gross layers of funk that gets accumulated in kitchen drawers over the years

1-Ew, what is all this stuff in my kitchen drawer knob?
2--When was the last time you cleaned it?
1-Like 5 years ago, why?
2--That's knob glob.

by Hurricane2005 May 17, 2023