magic carpet

Inserting LSD in or around ones vaginal area, and having their partner consume it.

Susan "magic carpeted" Billy, and now he is tripping balls.

by Drewwy Ann June 18, 2006

carpet bomb

to *completly* blanket an area with bombs(cluster, HE, dasiy cutter, nuclear, MOAB) destroying most everything underneath them. carpet bombing was practiced in vietnam, WWII and SHOULD be practiced in iraq

100 b-52's could carpet bomb baghdad, and level the whole damn city

by bomber man 4.0 August 24, 2004

carpet muncher

loves to eat another hairy vag.usualy a butch

the manager was a carpet muncher and didnt like whe the girls shaved.

by ughgughgu March 19, 2008

brown carpet

A bathroom act performed by a female, in which she wipes her feces from back to front. It leaves a particularily foul odour -- or flavour if you were in a rush -- that grinds oral sex to a halt.

"I must have pissed her off, because she gave me the brown carpet treatment last night."

"That chick I went home with last night was kinda gross. I could ignore the other stuff, but the brown carpet was the final straw."

by RNunweiler November 6, 2007

quim cape

a close cousin to "quim nuts"; a pair of loose hanging vagina lips which when pulled tight by the owner can be utilized as/or closely resemble a superhero-like cape.

...she then lept onto the dresser, turned with an outstretched quim cape, and kamikazied my dick!!!

by theoniondeath August 1, 2009

(Girl) Carpenter's Dream

Stiff as a board, and won't split when you screw.

First coined by Ms. J. Feasley in 2003.

Brad called the next day, a "(Girl) Carpenter's Dream"!

by wormwood & haze June 16, 2010

wet carpet

Pissing on a woman's vagina before fucking her.

I gave your mom a wet carpet last night!

by Mm1788 January 6, 2015