Cooper: "Hey, can I have one? What are those anyway?"
Anna: "Sour Patch Children, duh!"
Cooper: "Okaaay..."
Anna: "Sour Patch Children, duh!"
Cooper: "Okaaay..."
by Anna! =) November 28, 2009
Get the Sour Patch Children mug."Bob, I have to share with you what Binky, my cat, did last night!"
"Harvey, I am sick to death of hearing about your gay children!"
"Harvey, I am sick to death of hearing about your gay children!"
by David Barber September 26, 2005
Get the gay children mug.Related Words
chield
• child
• CHILDREN!
• childish
• Childe
• Childhood
• child molester
• Child Support
• Child Porn
• childbirth
One of the best Songs Guns N' Roses ever made. The supposedly best ever Guns N' Roses song. OK i'll admit that it does have one of the greatest riffs in history, but it dnt hold a candle to 'Civil War' and every true GnR fan will agree with me
Chris: Dude, you like GnR's song 'Civil War'?
Nathan: Nah, man, Sweet Child O' Mine is better
Chris: U fuckin pussy
Nathan: Nah, man, Sweet Child O' Mine is better
Chris: U fuckin pussy
by Hargy July 27, 2006
Get the Sweet Child O' Mine mug.Otherwise known as "No Child Left In The Behind". George W. Bush passed this law as a means to ensure that ass babies are born by means of mandatory c-sections.
As George W Bush was an ass baby, he has often acknowledged that he was one of the few who are successfully born without intervention. This was due to his father, George H. W. Bush having had much experience with rough gay sex, and having a texas-sized asshole. However, since Bush understands that this is not often the case with ass babies, he passed this law. On the passing of this law, Bush has commented "Every child has the right to life, should they be born from a vagina, or from a gay man's ass. If an anal c-section is what it takes to protect this right, then so be it. I think we Americans can all agree that we want no child left in the behind."
Many people are misinformed and think that the law has something to do with the pointless standardized tests now facing the American education system. This is all a government conspiracy designed to keep the public blind about the plight of the homosexual male population.
As George W Bush was an ass baby, he has often acknowledged that he was one of the few who are successfully born without intervention. This was due to his father, George H. W. Bush having had much experience with rough gay sex, and having a texas-sized asshole. However, since Bush understands that this is not often the case with ass babies, he passed this law. On the passing of this law, Bush has commented "Every child has the right to life, should they be born from a vagina, or from a gay man's ass. If an anal c-section is what it takes to protect this right, then so be it. I think we Americans can all agree that we want no child left in the behind."
Many people are misinformed and think that the law has something to do with the pointless standardized tests now facing the American education system. This is all a government conspiracy designed to keep the public blind about the plight of the homosexual male population.
Jim: Hey Bob, what do you think about the No Child Left Behind law?
Bob: I think it's wrecking our school system. Kids could be learning about useful things instead of taking those pointless tests.
Jim: Huh? The No Child Left Behind law has nothing to do with education, it is supposed to ensure that ass babies are born successfully.
Bob: Well that's disgusting. Why the hell did you ask me?
Jim: I found out about my ass pregnancy today.
Bob: Well that sucks. My boyfriend has it too, I hope the c-section won't cause any permanent damage.
Bob: I think it's wrecking our school system. Kids could be learning about useful things instead of taking those pointless tests.
Jim: Huh? The No Child Left Behind law has nothing to do with education, it is supposed to ensure that ass babies are born successfully.
Bob: Well that's disgusting. Why the hell did you ask me?
Jim: I found out about my ass pregnancy today.
Bob: Well that sucks. My boyfriend has it too, I hope the c-section won't cause any permanent damage.
by tx_metalhed999 July 8, 2010
Get the No Child Left Behind mug.The opposite of a flower child.
Someone who believes that violence solves basically everything. One who couldn't care less about the environment, nature, peace, etc. Generally very bitchy and pessimistic.
Someone who believes that violence solves basically everything. One who couldn't care less about the environment, nature, peace, etc. Generally very bitchy and pessimistic.
Person 1: "I swear I'm going to kill that bitch with an axe if she fucking talks about saving those stupid, selfish whales one. more. time."
Person 2: "Stop being such a weed child... damn."
Person 2: "Stop being such a weed child... damn."
by cdilvr16 June 28, 2010
Get the Weed Child mug.Abuse as a result of jealousy of a middle child. Often due to their common better looks and higher intelligence.
by a blatantly middle child December 28, 2013
Get the middle child abuse mug.by willis robbins January 18, 2006
Get the fuck child mug.