vagina blood fart

The excretions caused by a flaggelation of the vaginal walls while a woman or menestrating hermaphrodite is bleeding through the vaginal cavity. They sound may mimic that of a normal queef, however the "VBF" is distinct in that the pitch is higher, and also the fluid excreted is of a thicker consistency. Additionally the pH level is 8.7 rather than a pH of 7, which is the consistency of your traditional vagina fart. Obviously there is a bloody residue left everywhere.

Due to the destructive nature of my girlfriends vagina bloodfarts, I did not forget my snorkle and goggles this evening. Last month the PH level of 8.7 ruined my contact lenses and stained my moustache red.

I am sure to be wary of the vagina blood fart, last week a cop accosted because there was a bloody trail of blood farts behind me. Therefore from now on I will use tampons and not maxi pads.

by Elizabeth Baker April 19, 2006

Bloopy

When you are really happy and you dont have a reason for it, you just feel like shouting happily;

looking at it rain outside my window makes me feel bloopy...

by sleepy_head July 8, 2012

bloppity-bloops

An interjection used to cut someone off in the middle of a boring or erroneous sentence.

Person A: "So yesterday I went to the garden to plant some..."

Person B: "BAH! Bloppity-bloops!"

by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2008

blood butter

Self explanitory...

...Blood-stained jizz.

Tony: I went to Africa, and an elephant gave me a blow job. I guided the elephant with my hands, opened my eyes, and all of a sudden, I was covered entirely with my own blood butter.

by erectism January 11, 2008

Blood Bath and Beyond

the gun super-store from a Simpson's episode.

"I have to get some towels and some general bathroom crap to decorate my new place."
"Well, let's go to Blood Bath and Beyond then. I have one of those 20% coupons they are always mailing me."

by ExpletiveGirl November 2, 2008

Blood Alliance

An alliance between Clans in Mafia Wars. When the call to arms comes they will back you till the bitter end.
you fight =we fight.

blood, alliance, mafia wars,clan.blood alliance

by ═ςฬ=Dras October 13, 2010

Liger Blood

Liger Blood, in and of itself, is just a step above Tiger blood. It is said to occur only once every thousand years. It occurs when one's power level reaches over 9000. At that point the person levels up, granting them either liger blood, or their own little dinosaur named Betty. Only two people have been recorded to have chosen liger blood. One being Jesus, the other being Chuck Norris.

Liger blood is unable to be examplified.

by NinjaAxxis May 2, 2011