blanket fuckery

An act in which one enters a bed that their significant other was already tucked into, thus disrupting the comfort of the person already in bed.

Any situation where the bedsheets are tangled and/or bundled incorrectly also applies.

"What is this blanket fuckery that is occuring?"

by stickyballceiling February 19, 2025

Blanked

Being so deeply immersed in a performance that everything else disappears. Tapping in to flow state . Putting you and the audience in a trance

That boy blanked on the track !

by Ki Deon March 10, 2025

Blanket Boy

Alter ego of comedian Harold Brown.

Known for exclaiming "I'm a Blanket Boy" before enquiring about whether the targeted individual wants some of his cuddly charm.

That's pretty much all he does, but the character was a childhood creation of Brown's.

"I'm a Blanket Boy, ehhhhhhhh"

by horseyboy69 February 14, 2026

Blanked

In gaming "Blanked" or blanking someone means you shot at another player and your pellets didn't hit them.

"I blanked the yellow skin"

by therealjord September 8, 2025

Blanket Hornpipe

The amorous congress; sex

From the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue

They were doing the blanket hornpipe last night.

by literaryvictorianpirate May 10, 2025

blanket blaster

Someone who masturbates in bed and doesn't keep it clean, getting their cum all over the place.

I found out the hard way on laundry day that my teenage son has become a blanket blaster.

by BBlaster June 1, 2025

Blanker

A person who acts like they are smart, current, and in touch with the world, but is actually clueless, out of depth, or missing the point entirely. Used as a comeback to dismiss arrogance or condescension, especially when someone uses “boomer” to label others. Not tied to age or generation—it’s about mindset and awareness.

Person A: “Okay, boomer.” Person B: “Blanker.” Person A: “What’s that?” Person B: “Someone who thinks they’re so in the know but really isn’t. Look it up.”

by JK500 June 20, 2025