hornpipe 

When logan looks for his giant horse dong and finds the hornpipe instead in his panties

Logan found the hornpipe and stoked it so it sung the ha zaw zaw zaw music to him

hornpipe by Sjjjjedjjfjuwj January 16, 2021

Blanket Hornpipe 

The amorous congress; sex

From the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue

They were doing the blanket hornpipe last night.

Blanket Hornpipe by literaryvictorianpirate May 10, 2025

Hornpiece 

Cell Phone

Man, your hornpiece is blowing up!!

Hornpiece by bdaddy52 July 19, 2009