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wipe check

When youve been ripping ass all day at work and never needed to take a shit. most of the farts were pretty dry and trust worthy.

Then you come home to your girlfriend and shes ready for you to lay down the D. You have no idea if youre clean back there so you run into the bathroom right quick and do 1 or 2 "wipe checks"
Man, so i went on my 3rd date and i was rilping ass the whole time -it was probably the tacos- she finally asked me if i wanted to come over. I knew i was going to lay it down so i excused myself and went to the bathroom to do a few "wipe checks" so she wouldnt be smelling my booty fumes
by Maverick-BO January 13, 2017
mugGet the wipe checkmug.

mog wipe

the rag used to wipe the cock splurge from your pussy hole
I shot my man mustard up her sex slit then passed her the mog wipe to mop up her putrid puss.
by N Fusion September 29, 2008
mugGet the mog wipemug.

Wipe Break

When a woman becomes aroused and must visit the restroom just for pussy juice removal.
I was watching Fight Club and Brad Pitt's abs made me have to pause the movie for a wipe break.
by Jilly McJellybean November 4, 2011
mugGet the Wipe Breakmug.

Didley Wipe

A Jackie who cums over a period of time
Oops I orgasmed for three minutes. I’m such a didley wipe
by Queen of Russia November 25, 2021
mugGet the Didley Wipemug.

Waikiki Wipe

A turd taken in Hawaii after a large feed where the turd is so large it rests on the base of the toilet bowl and breaches the water in the toilet bowl
I ate a Quarter Pounder and nuggets last night and had to suffer through a Waikiki Wipe this morning. I am exhausted.
by Unofficial Mayor March 4, 2018
mugGet the Waikiki Wipemug.

Mind wipe

A phrase that you say to your friends before telling them something so unhinged that you would like them to pretend it was never said
Person 1: "Honestly, guys, mind wipe?"
Person 2 & 3 (in unison): "Of course!"
Person 1: "I recently pretended to be disabled so that I could get out of a sexual assault charge."
by Norman Pretzels July 9, 2025
mugGet the Mind wipemug.

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