by BrownsvilleBob May 05, 2016
A sexual act where after performing anal sex on your partner you helicopter your penis on the partner's stomach leaving shit streaks
Eating corn on the cob before sex ruined my plans to give my girlfriend a Brownsville Windshield Wiper
by BrownsvilleBob May 05, 2016
A spontaneous afternoon spent in a bar drinking that occurs instead of the errands/chores that were originally planned
Larry ran into a buddy while at the hardware store buying lawn fertilizer that he wanted to spread after lunch. They popped into the pub for a quick beer and ended up having a German Afternoon. He had to finish the lawn the next day.
by BrownsvilleBob October 22, 2016