WEINER

Often mistaken for a typo.

And confused with the (not as amazing) wiener.
The "EI" spelling IS A THING!!!!
When in reference to

Thot guy from middle schools larger then average and perfectly shaped manly hood.

Weiner is spelled with the "EI".

To put emphasis on it's magnificence!!

Justin's WEINER is so nice It makes me wanna share it with my friends!

by Lil Red the rider June 6, 2025

Weiner Fart

The traitorous little puff of air that squeezes out the tip of the when it's been tucked too tight, sucked too sloppy, or pressed too passionately into forbidden crevices. Often mistaken for a curse or a call for help, but sometimes a fun icebreaker.

I was grinding on him so hard I thought they moaned, but nope - their dick totally just let out a Weiner Fart.

The first time I heard Katy Perry sing "like a hard candy with a surprise center" I knew she was totally talking about a Weiner Fart.

by ol_flirty_bastrd June 15, 2025

Weiner Duster

Referring to a man's mustache or hair above the lip

Check out the weiner duster on that douchebag!

by KozLiberios September 24, 2025

Weiner Water

A delicacy shared by any person loving the broth made by boiling weiners onnacuff

"Do you want a hot dog?"
"Nah Bro, I just want the Weiner water so save it for me"

by Lightningwoman December 1, 2025

Weiner-schnitzled

To get you penis elongated or expanded

I saw John getting his weiner-schnitzled at Walmart.

by John Schnitzle January 2, 2026

raw weiner

The act of having sex without a condom.

An uncooked hotdog

My girl is finally on the pill, now I can hit it raw weiner.

I'm not gonna eat that raw weiner, cook it first.

by Luke L. July 30, 2008

Chaz-Weiner

n(1). A person who lacks skill to do something
n(2). An item that is stupid
v(1). To do an action

n(1). Steve is such chaz-weiner that he can't even play Super Mario.
n(2). My airsoft gun is being a chaz-weiner.
v. Dude, Marko just chaz-weinered over that hole!

by Joshuel Boydee June 30, 2008