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Baby wipe

A pre-moistened, pre-packaged tissue used to wipe up whatever leftover sperm does not get licked, slurped, swallowed or eaten during a gangbang or orgy.
The use of baby wipes in porn only rubs in for all the spilled spermies that they will never get to make a baby.
by bitchuck August 30, 2024
mugGet the Baby wipemug.

No Wipe Nation

No Wipe Nation or NWN known to its followers is a coalition of like minded patriots that see no value in wiping and refuse to wipe. These no wipe loyalists have taken a stance against big toilet paper and the wasted time wiping. Forgoing wiping is the true alpha male status.
You think Elon has wiped since he started Tesla? Hell no he’s too busy changing the world and fathering children and being a follower of no wipe nation.
by Dr. NoWipe March 3, 2025
mugGet the No Wipe Nationmug.

briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.
Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!
by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018
mugGet the briefcase mong wipemug.

Wipe

Another term for did it telling someone to kill themselves. Like wiping a save slot in a video game, or wiping your character in Rogue Lineage (if you know that game)
Retard: Yes I like anime.
Intelligent one: Wipe yourself.
by YessyWessy November 12, 2021
mugGet the Wipemug.

Florida wet wipe

When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.
I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!
by StupidGood March 30, 2024
mugGet the Florida wet wipemug.

Melon Wipe

A person who is a fucking brainlet and I mean really fucking stupid, fucking retarded spunk bubble
Person 1:Leo is a fucking Melon Wipe
by LeoGotNits June 7, 2023
mugGet the Melon Wipemug.

Wipe Hype

It is the state of euphoria that an individual receives when they know that a Rust wipe is hours to minutes away.
Abboud: WIPE IS IN 2 HOURS!
Dewbert: LET'S GOOOO WIPE HYPE WIPE HYPE!
by Slap snack god June 9, 2022
mugGet the Wipe Hypemug.

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