I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022

Stroking my shit

Overdoing something or being very annoying to someone.

Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night

by rery696969420 May 27, 2025

Mid-stroke voice

When you’re choking the chicken and your voice starts to sound different.

Ryan: Yo Nate, we need to beat this level.
Nate: YeAh.
Ryan: Nate I hear your mid-stroke voice.

by Phnx563 May 16, 2025

dope stroke

A dope stroke is when a person has over used cocain based *chemical* drugs to a point to where the person is non functional or dysfunctional.

Cuz 'bout stupid as hell! He was fine until he started smokin' crack, he must have had a dope stroke!

by Shaybird8835 December 8, 2017

2 stroke

A type of dirtbike only legends use

I just smoked that faggot 450 4 stroke rider with my 125 2 stroke

by bastanu December 2, 2023

vampire-bat stroking

The act of stroking upside down, facing your penis towards your mouth as you perch like a bat.

Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?

Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.

by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025

victory stroke

1. When you finish wanking and you keep stroking for 10-15 seconds.

After watching a great gilf video, i victory stroke so cum wouldn't stick to my meetis.

by Giant Black Meatus December 6, 2015