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Split

Another word for a bisexual. Originated in Queen Anne's county Maryland by Miguel Triana.
by Mig T December 15, 2016
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Split Basher

A derogatory trade term. Describing installer(s) of basic air conditioning split systems.

See also: “split bashing”

These types of systems are usually installed in a domestic dwelling and typically comprise one indoor and one outdoor unit, with interconnecting pipes and wiring. The term likely originated from the electrical equivalent known as “house bashing”

It insinuates that specific air conditioning engineers may lack understanding of the principles of refrigeration and other more complicated systems within the sector due to the simplicity and low risk involved with “split bashing” (installing small air conditioning systems).

An experienced “split basher” should be able to complete installation within one day and may see to conduct it with a laid back and optimistic “that’ll do” attitude, utilising only the minimum tools, equipment and effort necessary to get it to work. As a result, a true “bashed split” install may often look untidy or half finished and lack proper pipe and cable management systems.
Steve: “He’s another split basher. Doubt he knows anything about the vapour compression cycle. He probably thinks enthalpy is a feeing of compassion
by speedtoast July 7, 2020
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Chocolate Banana Split

When a women shits while wearing a thong, splits shit in half and lands each side on her flip flops
"Did you see your mum do the chocolate banana split last night?"
by MrPharkuson July 2, 2022
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Taiwanese Split

A sexual position in which one party is lying on their back and their partner is straddling one leg while balancing the other leg on their shoulder. AKA a partner stretch.
Did you see the boys wrestling? I saw a perfect Taiwanese Split at one point…
by Tittles77 June 12, 2021
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Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.
My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.
by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019
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split the moisty

She has gone to split the moisty
by Onieweeeee January 23, 2019
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Platano Split

When you and your friend really want some good quality action and take a platano, throw whip cream on it and ENJOY it in many different ways IYKWIM!!!!!
Hey what are you doing today?

nothing. you wanna do something?

sure. how about a platano split?

Sounds great. ill bring a platanero to use the platano and we can have A TON OF FUN!
by Platanero IYKWIM! June 28, 2009
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