Describes the low level D list celebrities and wannabes who frequent reality T.V. shows and the like
A punning coinage based on literati and glitterati
Rarely intended as a compliment
A punning coinage based on literati and glitterati
Rarely intended as a compliment
Nadine was hardly an A list celebrity ..more shiterati than glitterati
Rufus has high hopes that some day he will be famous, but to date he has not moved from the ranks of the shiterati
Rufus has high hopes that some day he will be famous, but to date he has not moved from the ranks of the shiterati
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Get the Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day mug.An alternative to traditional Jewish circumcision, where a pomegranate is symbolically cut instead of the baby boy. During a brit shalom the Jewish newborn male is given a Hebrew name and welcomed into Jewish life.
My nephew's parents are proud Jews but didn't want to circumcise their son, so they had a brit shalom instead. Everyone cried — except the baby!
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Get the Shots Fiyerd mug.(noun) A period of time, usually extended, where sexual relations with others is absent in a person's life/existence. This time period is often always not by one's choosing.
Lonnie and his grandmother were having a heart-to-heart discussion about something weighing heavy on Lonnie's heart. He told his grandmother, "Grammy, this shelf-life is driving me crazy. I'm masturbating like at least four times a day.....and I'm married. I've went a long time without any sex and I got to have some physical attention, y'know?" His grandmother sat there and let her grandson finish then snapped sweetly to him, "Fuck you, grandson, you done'n had more than enough pussy in this life than you deserve. I don't want to hear your fuckin' bullshit. I've been told first-hand by some that know. You don't get down in the pussy, you don't grind in the pussy, you don't take care of the pussy cause you're just out for yourself. Mutha-fucka, now Nikki, there's the muthafucka that could put a hurtin' on all these fast-ass girls you've been fucking and 'in love' with. That young man could square all that pussy away.....he just ain't got that silver forked tongue as you do or your connections. But I'll tell you this much, Casanova, and you can believe this in your ol greedy heart......That boy, to please your girl, wouldn't think twice about taking what tongue he did have and shoving it up her ass while they be locked in a full-on sixty-nine position.....I could almost guarantee you he'd put in all the work it would take till he got girl flailing her limbs, screaming his name, and coming all over his cock. Believe that shit......and grandson......get the fuck off my porch"!!!
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