time stacker

A person who attempts to do two or more things at once to maximize on their time. (ie. someone who shaves or uses their cell phone while driving).

John is so busy he has to be a time stacker.

by Snowrancher May 28, 2007

critical stache

the point in which you can't go any longer without shaving.

Man oh man, i think Ulysses hit critical stache a couple days ago. I don't know why he doesn't shave already.

by handsoftorgo November 3, 2008

Crack-stache

A type of heavy mustache cause by too much drug use.

"Look at Jon's Crack-stache!"
"I know, its so thick! He'd better shave that thing, it looks like a friggen ferret."
"And he should stop smoking pot."

by Not_To_Be_Named March 3, 2009

sneak-stache

A whispy thing of a moustache, common on teenaged boys. Often considered highly unattractive.

GO STARE AT TEENAGED BOYS PUBERTY-PRONE FACES. The sneak-stache will be evident.

by PorcelainBitch June 29, 2009

douche stack

Not one, but several douche bags hanging out together--especially in public places.

Hey, look at that douche stack over there! Are you kidding me? They're all so stupid.

by spdbiz February 9, 2010

corn stack bark

a massive fart

shane did a corn stack bark and blew his jocks off

by bobba September 6, 2010

Mind-Stacker

A mind stacker is a person who enjoys to confuse you and annoy you.

They will make your mind trip over its self (Hence the MIND - STACKER)

Many people will also call these people "Weird", "strange", "philosophical"
These people are closely related to Karl Pilkington and Amy Fiske

Amy F: What is the speed of darkness? If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Whats the link between all these questions?

Randomer: Thats confusing... I don't know, your such a Mind-Stacker!

by Da-Yum October 19, 2010