retard sandwich
Popularized by the movie "Beautiful Girls," it is something that, if you eat too much, will make you retarded.
retard sandwich by fonzareli May 29, 2008
Retard strength
In strength sports community this refers to the abnormal genetic strength possessed by some individuals which is often accompanied by an utter lack of cognitive capabilities. Athletes who have "retard strength" are usually oblivious to any rational training programs or techniques, but despite that they out lift most of their mentally healthy peers.
Training while having this set of qualities, often results in an inevitable series of injuries and an eventual decline in performance. The athlete with retard strength, due to his limited mental capacity is unable to recognize this and pursuits competing with an eternal decline from his peak results.
Training while having this set of qualities, often results in an inevitable series of injuries and an eventual decline in performance. The athlete with retard strength, due to his limited mental capacity is unable to recognize this and pursuits competing with an eternal decline from his peak results.
"Hey look at that guy maxing out every week in both powerlifting and strongman!"
"Yeah he has that retard strength. Too bad he'll eventually fuck up."
"Yeah he has that retard strength. Too bad he'll eventually fuck up."
Retard strength by Scholstr November 13, 2019
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Retard Pee
Retard Pee by CJDCJD March 30, 2011
retard run
When a caretaker brings 2 or more disabled people to a grocery store and get a cartful for each one and proceeds to the same checkout line because they have to stay together.
retard run by assmonkey8452 February 5, 2015
Retard Bone
n. Where a person has not been officially diagnosed with a mental disability but, there are family similarities of mental SLOWness. Ex: They have a retard bone running in their family.
You would think they are retarded. I think they have a case of the retard bone.
If I have children with this person, I hope my kids don't inherit the retard bone.
It never fails, everytime I ask Jack to take out the trash, he takes out the little bag sitting beside the big bag instead of taking out both bags. He definitely has the retard bone.
The retard bone runs in their family.
He must have inherited the retard bone.
They all have the retard bone.
I am sick of dealing with the retard bone.
If I have to deal with the retard bone one more time, I am going to scream!
If I have children with this person, I hope my kids don't inherit the retard bone.
It never fails, everytime I ask Jack to take out the trash, he takes out the little bag sitting beside the big bag instead of taking out both bags. He definitely has the retard bone.
The retard bone runs in their family.
He must have inherited the retard bone.
They all have the retard bone.
I am sick of dealing with the retard bone.
If I have to deal with the retard bone one more time, I am going to scream!
Retard Bone by HeatherFeather73 February 28, 2010
Retard mode
The mode in which an individual loses all abilities/senses and is completely lost with himself/herself. This may occur when one is so confused that they actually become mentally disabled. Another well known occurance is when one intakes two vape packs consecutively to the face.
Dave: yo man what you think about that shit?
Al: dude, im fuckin' retarded!
When you pull outta your driveway and bounce your SUV off a fire hydrant then into your neighbors tree and become knocked unconscious, this is retard mode
Al: dude, im fuckin' retarded!
When you pull outta your driveway and bounce your SUV off a fire hydrant then into your neighbors tree and become knocked unconscious, this is retard mode
Retard mode by khadgarr December 1, 2009
retard tamer
A person who has the job of taking mongaloids around town on stupid little outings to annoy normal folk in zoos, restaurants, at the movies, etc.. They do nothing to control the freaks while they shit their pants and scream. They believe that their effort makes the world a better place, but the truth is that the fucking retards probably don't even know where they are and the rest of us are made to feel uncomfortable by their tard squeals and grunts.
Great that god damn retard tamer is back with her parade of window lickers I hope that their van is hit by a truck.
retard tamer by Jason Pens January 2, 2007