turtle poke

When you poop peeks out of your asshole.

I got a gnarly turtle poke when I grunted.

by Dan August 10, 2003

shower pocket

someone who is guilty of committing douche-baggery. a giant douche.

"oh wally, dont be such a shower pocket!"
"is it just me, or is jon being a real shower pocket today?"

by Frank M. May 6, 2007

poke smot

a slang phrase for smoking marijuana, coined by switching the first two letters in the phrase "smoke pot" in order to somewhat conceal your intentions

Guy 1: Yo u got any plans tonight?
Guy 2: Nah, not really probably just gonna go poke some smot
Guy 1: Nice, id b down to poke smot tonight

by Pseud O Nym October 25, 2009

Clown's pocket

A Clown's pocket is a saggy pussy.

If you keep doing that, you will have a Clown's pocket.

by HornyBitch6105299498 May 15, 2006

pocket

A blunt and/or blunt wrap. A pocket can be a marijuana-filled blunt, or just the wrap (or cigarillo) itself. The name is referenced to the wrap's "pocket-like holding ability". Generally, a common pocket is filled with a gram of delicious dro and smoked amongst a few friends.

The origin of the name pocket refers to the first lines of the song "The Good Times Are Killing Me" by Modest Mouse.

Modest Mouse #1: "Hey Man, can we smoke in here?"
Modest Mouse #2: "Ya, Erik's got those pockets."

"I will be over in twenty minutes with a gram of Sour D and a pocket."

"I'm going to Quik Trip to pick up a pocket"

by Bum Stick May 3, 2010

pocketer

Noun: A person who engages in the process of pocketing. A person who has been pocketed by someone else often chooses to pocket another person in a sort of competition among pocketers who try to steal the most pockets. Pocketers label the pockets which they have stolen and keep them as a sort of trophy.

Jack, Mike, and Kyle are all pocketers trying to steal Neil's pockets.
Jack thinks that he is a better pocketer than Kyle because he has more pockets than Kyle.
Kyle was disappointed after pocketing Tyler because he was not able to keep the pocket.

by Forest Prefontaine May 1, 2008

pocket masturbation

The act of rubbing your hard dick through your pants pocket

I was bored in school, so I was doing some pocket masturbation where no one could see me

by RTTHRFYL July 2, 2009