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intelectual porn

A movie or and/or any literature with highly original and complex theorys or concepts of fiction or otherwise that handle, but are not limited to, paradox's or alternate realities, that cause you to contemplate the presented material for at least a half hour after viewing, thus causing you to intelectually masterbate.
yeah.. it was SUCH an intelectual porn
by Beeaanzzz August 8, 2010
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porn cruiser

A colloquialism referring to a P.C. or personal computer.
Damn, my computer's busted. Guess it's time to take the ol' porn cruiser into the shop.
by Failure2Launch.com Authors February 19, 2008
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Porn-a-phobia

Some one who is scared or doesn't like people who talk about or download porn, these people often say that it is sick and unhealthy, and that normal people like us are addicted.
chris is a Porn-a-phobic, he hates it when i talk about porn ,and how much i download
by Kane September 25, 2003
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kiddie porn

Child pornography. Can involve kids having sex with each other or a child having sex with an adult.

What Catholic priests whack off to when they're not fucking the altar boys.
There is A LOT of kiddie porn on Kazaa.
by Kevin December 30, 2003
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Mute Porn

Porn with muted Audio watched usually by young males at their parents house without wanting to make it known to the house members that they are bashing their bishop.
Samir: Don't you hate watching porn with no sound?
Kev Mac: What... mute porn? yeah I hate it, have to do some stealth bishop bashing
by Nigel Fact Bookman July 30, 2011
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porn friend

A "friend" who comes over to "play" while you watch porn together. Close to friends with benefits but, the focus isnt on eachother as much as the screen.
whenever Im desprate I call my porn friend over to play.
by nsh1212 March 9, 2008
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downie porn

Erotic materials featuring stars blessed with certain disabilities (see downie,spacca)... Hard to find even on the vast world wide web
Charlie could only get off to watching downie porn.

Jimmy thought he was scoring with Kel until she found the downie porn under his bed.
by andostura September 7, 2008
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