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ill piss

The act of urinating after consuming great volumes of often alcoholic beverages that leaves the urinator with a feeling of grandeur and life satisfaction.
Guys, I promise I'll stop being a bitch after I get this ill piss out of the way!
by cwoozle August 7, 2011
mugGet the ill pissmug.

piss-worthy

Piss-worthy; On the hotness scale, a girl that is so hot you would allow her to piss on your face just so you could see where it was coming from.
Man dude dis smokin ass chick was so fuggjn hot dude she was like piss-worthy. Know wut I'm sayin?
by Vitamin D9 December 3, 2020
mugGet the piss-worthymug.

Piss Circle

The game of piss circle goes like this, when you’re going take a piss you pee around the edge of the water bowl and count how many times you can circle around it before running out of pee.

Try to get a new highscore each time!
Bro 1: «Hey bro, gonna do the piss circle, wanna compete?»

Bro 2: «Yeah bro
by I beat my virgin kid November 21, 2019
mugGet the Piss Circlemug.

Fatass piss

When school forces u to hold yo pee, u supposed to announce this when u go into the bathroom
I have to take a fatass piss bruh
by Boobybaby September 18, 2018
mugGet the Fatass pissmug.

Piss Knuckle

1. A name for a professional who is completely incompetent in his field. (ie an accountant in rural Kansas)

2. A tiny penis.
That damned piss knuckle did my taxes, and now I'm being audited by the IRS.

or

My piss knuckle hurts when I pee.
by derikny2 August 3, 2010
mugGet the Piss Knucklemug.

Uncle Piss

Piss soaked old man, likes to follow younger men into toilets and piss on them.
Oh no, Uncle Piss has claimed his next victim
by UnclePaz March 24, 2021
mugGet the Uncle Pissmug.

Piss parade

When you are to nice of a person to tell people no or to just "lay down the law"

When you get taken advantage of...
Maria and Chandler moved in a few months ago. They don't pay rent and hardly do any cleaning. They were told from the start they should try to chip in as much as they can.

"What the fuck am I to you, a Piss Parade?? I shouldn't HAVE to tell you to clean up after yourself it's common sense!!"
by Sabrina Alexandra L. April 6, 2016
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