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Pineapple justice

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Pineapple justice is the act for which Pineapples were created. It is the platonic ideal of a Pineapple. It is what Aristotle would define as the state of happiness for Pineapples. This comes from self congruence. This is the machiavellian "effectual truth" that Pineapples provide for means of exacting thrasimachian justice. How else should a Pineapple be used? Those who merely eat, not knowing the ends for which they eat, do not fully participate in the justice. Justice, in the thrasimachian sense is about gaining access, and Pineapple justice is use of Pineapple to that end, the end for which it was made, and that which is its most natural and happiest state.
"John gained access with Pineapple justice."

"So just!"
Pineapple justice by Kylejustice April 7, 2026
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Pineapple Glizzy

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When your sexual partner (who is allergic to pineapple) gives oral sex to someone who had gotten pineapple juice on their genitals beforehand and has an allergic reaction.
"This went from a regular glizzy to a pineapple glizzy."
Pineapple Glizzy by peepoomaster72 April 15, 2026
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Pineapple Pizza Effect

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1. The pineapple pizza effect is a social phenomenon where a number of people express an ungrounded aversion towards something, although they do not actually share this aversion personally. The term originates from the strong rejection of pineapples on pizza by people, despite not actually disliking it or having a preference. A "pineapple pizza" is a moniker used for things that are subjected to this phenomenon.

Often stemming from a desire to fit in or to exclude a particular group, this sudden development of strong opinions are only expressed verbally. When encountering a "pineapple pizza", people demonstrating this behavior are characterized to be instinctively driven to quickly react negatively, usually unwarranted, and unable to articulate the reason for their preference. When confronted with the opportunity to partake of the "pineapple pizza", it is expected that they would, despite what they say.

2. Since the cool kids don't like it, I now don't like it too, even though I do.

Examples of this phenomenon:
• Hating pineapples on pizza, despite eating the most Hawaiian pizza on a corporate pizza party
• Getting mad when seeing someone break spaghetti, despite no one actually caring
• The aversion of Onlyfans creators, despite avidly consuming similar forms of pornography
• People's negative reaction on food videos whenever they do not see gloves being used
• The persistence of cooking steak at a certain standard by people who don't really even cook at eat steak
Shawn: "Did you go to the company after-party last night? I heard Kylie was so drunk, she went up the stage and took off her top. Here, Jake sent me some pics. Look at those massive tits, man. Epic."
Mike: "Shit, really? I could've.. whatever, Kylie's a thot anyway. I would have went if it was Momoko again."
Shawn: "Dude, what's wrong with you guys. Momoko took on nine guys on the stage last year—from different departments, and only Kylie's seen being the thot?"
Mike: "Yeah, 'cause she's Japanese. Based."
Shawn: "Whatever man, you know you'd jump at the chance with Kylie. That's just the pineapple pizza effect."
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Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells

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Grapes Melons Oranges and Coconut Shells.
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!

Verse 1
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

Verse 2
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!

DK
Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!

Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells - A definition for those who hate Pineapples and thus think they smell.
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Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen

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Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen is a groovy song that you can find on YouTube. It's short and a bit funny since the guy in the video dances along to the music. (You should watch it if into weird stuff like that...)

Lyrics: Intro
P-P-A-P

*Groovy Music*

Verse 1
I have a pen, I have an apple
Uh! Apple-Pen!

Verse 2
I have a pen, I have pineapple
Uh! Pineapple-Pen!

Verse 3
Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen
Uh! Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen

*Groovy Music*
End Of Song
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen!
Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen uh Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen!
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen by Brookm&m January 2, 2017
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ambassador pineapple 

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A creative term for hand grenade, coined by Gordon Freeman while on his adventure through black Mesa in the machinima Freeman's mind
"this sounds like a job for ambassador pineapple, you'll be representing me out on the floor today" *explosion* "and we've come to a resolution*
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