pork party

A gathering where hoggers hope to hook up with fat chicks. A fat bagging and plumpfuck fiesta. A good place for getting fat bitched. The place to find Omega Mu action or FFB play. A party for playing nail the whale. A paradise for any plumper humper, hogger, veeter, chocolatier, chubby chaser, hog farmer, fattybanger, plumper pumper, blimper, whale rider, blubbernaut, fatty fucker, whale humper, fat bagger, cottage cheese lover, who wants to get with a plumper, fatty, lardass, eater, chunker, sperm whale, fat bitch, big girl, manatee, fatty mcbutter pants bonbon style, chubbette, pig muffin, fatty-boombalatty, chub scout, buffet queen, fatsquatch, buffet blimp, fatty patty, glutton, fatty-bombatty, pork muffin, plump monkey, vitellius, fat benatar, slumpbuster, butterball, plumpette, truffle hunter, BBW, SSBBW, lard golem, fatso fatty butt, juggaload, plumpa lumpa or other blimpy, hoggy, fattractive or fat chick.

Greg went to a pork party, put on the beer goggles and nailed a fatty who was fatter than a republican in a tub full of poor people. The next morning he suffered from fatty remorse because his friends had played faterazzi and snapped photos of him caught red handed playing nail the whale.

by PMax April 6, 2008

boner party

I boner party is when a a few or more males get together and snort/ingest Viagra and throw a super gay party.

Let's bring our MacBook Pros to the boner party.

by anusz May 8, 2010

Sexy Dance Party

When you turn the lights of,
Everyone gets naked, and Dances to waaaaaay to loud techno,

and you never know who's feeling you

"Man I had the craziest Sexy Dance Party Last night"

"Someone stuck a bottle up my vag at that Sexy Dance Party"

"SEXY DANCE PARTY WOOOT!!!"

by Daveyface December 24, 2008

jack party

A party that is dominantly male, involving masturbation by all those who attend, although the masturbation is not intended to be mutual. You can commonly find people doing a circle jerk or playing soggy biscuit.

Adolescent: "We havin a jack party at Craig's house!"
Ghost of Christmas Past: "I would also like to come to Craig's house to wax my candle..err..jack off.

by Jack Party October 1, 2007

Republican Party

an elite orgy of self-interested taxation and public spending; one party to which you are categorically not invited; the world's most reliable source of misinformation; America's Bridge to Nowhere and expressway to ruin

Ever since I had my lobotomy, I've been going to elections and voting for the Republican Party.

by K Corwin D December 22, 2009

penthouse party boy

Male aged 18-30, born of rich parents and physically attractive with chiselled good looks. Penthouse party boys are smooth talkers, alomst always white, with black or blonde hair. They sip girly drinks at penthouse parties, and stop being penthouse party boys once they realise they're gay.

Woohoo! P-A-R-T-Why? because I gotta!

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

banjo party

a rad hang sesh drinking hazy ipa with some good pallys

Oh dang, yesterday’s Banjo Party has me a bit draggy this morning.

by Banjo Party July 15, 2021