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ownd

1. Being completely wrong in any situation and someone calling you out on it:
"Steve was wrong, he got ownd by Jim."
2. Beating somone so badly to the point of complete humiliation:
"You got fuckin ownd!"
3. Being stupid:
"I got ownd."
"You've been completely ownd."
by Shevon August 21, 2005
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Home-owner

Crude straight-person code-word for a gay person. Used in order to avoid an uncomfortable social situation.
Last night I hung out with Borgnine and his friend, the home-owner. Although Borgnine is straight, I think he tried to cup my balls several times.

Wow I never would have guessed Procop was a home-owner...all he ever talks about is pussy!
by NVA Barry April 9, 2006
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Ownage Biscuit

A phrase used in online games, when you are killing many people without getting touched, you are owning, therefore entitled to scream out "OWNAGE BISCUIT"
while killing more people, as soon as you are killed, the Ownage Biscuit phase is over and must be re-owned
RandomFace was killed by Gyroid
Ronin was killed by Gyroid
Shrill was killed by Gyroid
PlasticMolotov was killed by Gyroid
"OMG!!1! DIS IS TEH OWNAGE BISCUIT!!1!"
by Bill March 23, 2004
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OWNT

When needing to rub the salt in the wounds of the people you crushed, usually in a video game, showing complete disrespect for your innocent and hopeless foes so vast that the thought of winning should not ever cross their mind ever again.
lol....gg...ownt. ^^
by Jenkins L. December 28, 2005
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Ownage

Ownage (N)
Pronuciation: Oh'neh'j
Definition: The state of owning or conversely being owned. Own, meaning complete mental, physical, and strategic mastery over someone; so much so that their ancestors, descendants, and any who has even spoken to the ownee (one being owned) verbally has been shamed by how pathetic the ownee is at gaming and possibly life in general. When one is being owned the owning player or person has complete control over exactly what happens next, and know and control your every move. They decide just how long you will be allowed to squirm beneath their firm grip over your life. This word is, of course, over used to gloat and brag about the effectiveness of your technique, and the quality of your gaming. What many call ownage is usually a mere series of favorable conditions that lead you to perform greatly beyond your avergage capacity. Ownage is very rarely achieved by a non power-gamer, hacker, or clan official, as these people have a near inhuman devotion to the game, or excess of free time. This can be attributed to the lack of their father forcing them to perform manuel labor at a young age to build what is generally known as character.
He wiped out my team before we even got a shot off for 19 consecutive rounds, that was absolute ownage.
by Shift Gun October 2, 2005
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Ownage Train

The state of owning so much in a game that when people join your team they start to equaly own. In effect making a train of ownage. Coined from "w00t w00t".
Ah man... you should have seen lastnight... we won 5 games in a row, until Brad wrecked the Ownage Train.
by Snurkel February 10, 2006
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Café Owner

-a group of people on Stan Twitter that mostly stan Alt Girl (Lana Del Rey, Marina, Lorde and Nicki Minaj) and have zero life

-a cult on stan twitter

-Stan Twitter group that loves each other and would kill someone if someone drag one of the members
dont drag a Café Owner member they will come for your throat till you deactivate
by A Café Owner May 31, 2019
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