midgiot

a dumbass midget

I heard that silly ass Mini-Me is a actually a midgiot.

by The Slanguist June 9, 2003

midgetese

Anyone or anything that is of midget proportion.

Damn that camera is midgetese, it's so small that I could use it as a spy cam for the girls shower room.

or

Damn that lady is so midgetese, look at her she's less than half my height!

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

midgeticious

of or related to a dwarf, elf, gnome of other small personage

I am midgeticious

by Gabe November 2, 2003

midgidous

small; puny; pathetic; insignificant.

Girl #1: "His penis is midgidous."
Girl #2: "Yeah, he was mediocre."

by Rust_Bucket May 14, 2004

Midge

Someone that has blue hair and wants to play on swing sets 24/7. The word "idge" can be in many different words meaning small or has blue hair. So basically the M just means likes to play on swing sets but midge is the mostly the word.

I am a midge becasue i love to play on swing sets wahoo!! but i dont have blue hair.

by Midge the 1st April 23, 2005

Midget judge

1. A term used to describe the sobriety of a circus performer.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.

1. "That jugglers not pissed, he's as sober as a midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"

by Leeroy80 September 25, 2005

midgetto

a short, anime loving, half asian half white male. usually plays WOW or Counterstrike, but can be involved in any online gaming community.

man, Matt sure is acting like a midgetto right now.

by d0pe June 9, 2009