Masterbasium

A large building dedicated soley to the arts of masterbation. Masterbasiums can be open to the public or exclusive clubs open only to paying members. Most masterbasiums have 3 main rooms, one for males only, one for females only, and a unisex room. There are exceptions though like the famous masterbasium called Hot Stuff in San Fransisco which has no unisex room, but has multiple suanas, and butt plugs glued to every chair. Most masterbasiums have tight nit communities. Members tend to encourage each other with chants while masterbating sometimes even tickling eachothers buttholes.

Mackie: I'm bored... Let's do something fun.
Jimmy: I have an idea! I just joined this masterbasium and I have a guest pass! Let's go!
Mackie: Can we ball bounce there?
Jimmy: This is an anything goes masterbasium, we can do whatever we want aslong as we beat off while we're doing it.
Mackie: Oh My God! Sounds wonderful! Let's go!

by Spudike June 5, 2018

Master Fucker

A partner that bring you to orgasim so many times you give up counting

I wonder if that guy if a master fucker, like to try it out!

by alibaby50 June 22, 2019

mashed potatoes and gravy

It's a frickin side dish u sickos

Waiter: What would you like to have with your rotisserie chicken, sir?
Me: I'll have some mashed potatoes and gravy
Waiter: Perfect! I'll just take your menu and it'll be ready in around 15 minutes
Me: Thanks

by Obv troll is obvious November 26, 2020

master beef

Thicc Chief

Master Beef is huge

by yeltsA kciR May 25, 2021

controller master

A person that uses a regular controller, rather than a Guitar controller when playing Guitar Hero 3

im poor, I could only afford the GH game, therefore ive become a controller master.

by J-Slice January 18, 2008

Gran Master General

Another word for grandparent. The master of the the kin.

Taste this pie man, my gran master general made it.

by Shelbaybabe March 14, 2009

Urban masterbation

The activity, or sport, of ejacualting on random people in towns and cities, and then running away.

1) "Oh god, what happened to you?"

2) "Some asshole ejacualted all over me while I was walking home from work"

1) "Ah, he must have been playing urban masterbation"

by originalname1234 September 19, 2012