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Going from one bad situation into a worse one. Also used to define a choice as being less than optimal.
Boss: "If you don't want to work late tonight, you can always come in this weekend."
by dvsjr March 8, 2004
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Internet White Knight

Someone who stands up for girls on the internet they barely know, hopefully so they can engage in sexually intercourse with them. Usually males. They are douches who can't get none in real life
Internet Forum:

xxsomegirlxx: Hay guys like my pic?? -posts pic-

dude001: No, not really, your sorta ugly

man12: wow, your pic is a myspace angle

lulzftw009: show us another at a differnet angle, PICS NAO!

WHITEKNIGHT!!: Guyys, leave her alone. She's just a girl on the internet, and your harrasing her. (the lecture will probably go for a couple paragraphs) ...so yeah, don't be so desparate.

dude12: STFU INTERNET WHITE KNIGHT.
by abstractsplash January 6, 2009
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the interview

movie depicting the assassination of kim jong un by the cia
kim jong un: hey guys lets hack sony
*sony hacked*
sony: ok guys we give up, we are canceling the interview
by northkoreaisbestkorea December 24, 2014
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Internet Fart Chair

Basically, a chair ususually used by
a geek, nerd, or gamer designed for
sitting long durations in front of a computer.

The "fart" comes in because typically
the padding in the chair retains the
residual flatulence which is outputted
into the chair over a long period of time by the owner.

Often times an IFC will also have holes
or other defects in it, sometimes an
arm missing, torn/holes in fabric, etc, but despite all the damage and/or smell,
the user will typically keep an IFC around until the chair starts to
deteriorate to the point of being
unuseable.

Cloth-padded chairs tend to fit the IFC
profile more perfectly since leather tends to make the fart smell "bounce off" the chair instead of getting trapped inside the padding. A true
internet fart chair may even retain the
fart smell for years.
"James finally retired his beloved
Internet Fart Chair after months of
evercrack caused the arms of the
chair to loosen and break off. "
by drgrant June 6, 2005
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intellectual stoner

A dope smoker that claims to feel "calmer and smarter" while smoking dope.
My stoner wife and her blown out friend smoked too much pot and are now discussing pre-colonial commerce. They are quite the intellectual stoners.
by jovato May 12, 2003
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internet argument

This is something that idiots do online when they are bored and / or have no friends.

These lamers normally make shorter versions of their pointless sayings to conserve time so they can argue with very little effort. Examples inclue STFUAD, STFUAGBTW, stfuah, stfub, stfubar, STFUBISYUTHAKYAOTD, STFUbIsyuthaKYAotdyBAMFA, Stfubling, stfubomb
"Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics... Even if you win, you're still retarded." A true quote of what an internet argument is.
by sk3tch September 28, 2006
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intragnizent

A mispronunciation of the word "intransigent" by a mobster robot in the show Futurama.
"as the duly-elected mobsters of this union, it's our duty to support the struggle of these proud, lazy slobs."
"yeah, but what if management remains intragnizent?"
by Clavis Aurea May 11, 2009
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