2 definition by abstractsplash

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Someone who stands up for girls on the internet they barely know, hopefully so they can engage in sexually intercourse with them. Usually males. They are douches who can't get none in real life
Internet Forum:

xxsomegirlxx: Hay guys like my pic?? -posts pic-

dude001: No, not really, your sorta ugly

man12: wow, your pic is a myspace angle

lulzftw009: show us another at a differnet angle, PICS NAO!

WHITEKNIGHT!!: Guyys, leave her alone. She's just a girl on the internet, and your harrasing her. (the lecture will probably go for a couple paragraphs) ...so yeah, don't be so desparate.

by abstractsplash January 06, 2009

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To be owned.
Greg: Dude, that bitch just slapped yo ass all the way back to gaytown
John: Yeah bitch, you got Spurrel'd
by abstractsplash December 19, 2008

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