Nine Inch Nails

A: Marijuana is usually smoked as a cigarette (called a joint or a nail) or in a pipe or a bong.

If marijuana is a nail... then

"I sure wish I had a few Nine Inch Nails," says Stoner 1.
"I think you have a few nine ince tails," said Stoner 2.

by Sarhhuh October 17, 2006

20 inch blades

20 inch blades usually means balla or whatever, but here is an alternative.

Horse-hung, unshaven(blades), gay male, sexually oriented human beings.

Ball slapper, cum guzzler, 20 inch blades, swallows..

Sammy - My god Rodney, your 20 inch blades have GOT to go~!

Rodney - Well fine mister, I'll go do it right now.

by Fresca9 September 3, 2011

5 inch punisher

A not really long cock, often is punisher in this case used ironically since this is not the most pleasing a penis could be.

Girl: "How long is your D?"
Boy: "I've got a 5 inch punisher!"
Girl: "God bless please no!"
Boy: "Just joking it's around 9 inches long"

by Sheeshsquatch69 June 10, 2020

Itchy Foot

When a guy is in the company of a Hot Babe and gets a hard on. All he wants to go is get his little man out and give her some but cannot. Thus he has an Itchy Foot and can openly say this to the Hot Babe without getting a palm to the face.

Hot Babe: Why do you keep on twitching?
Guy: Oh, I just have an Itchy Foot ;)

by Rawrton July 30, 2010

Irish inch

A unit of measurement totaling half of any length in inches.

Kyle says “I’ll have an roast beef sandwich with provolone cheese, make it an Irish 12” per the Irish inch, Kyle ordered a 6” sandwich.

by Shotr01 June 27, 2020

42 inches of fun

a joke amanda wife, erik best friend, and tabby me made up(:
and it means have fun with 42 inches <- -if you know what i mean

oh wow i love 42 inches of fun in my pants(:

by tabitha k November 3, 2008

Nine Inch Pumpkin Orgy

The name of the greatest compilation CD ever, coming soon!

Dude, CRS is making a new CD called NIOP!

by Bitchin Kitchen September 3, 2003