I'm asking for a friend

A lie told on the internet in a futile attempt to lessen embarrassment after asking an embarrassing question.

"Is it weird to find anthropomorphic foxes sexy? I'm asking for a friend."

by The-Rizzmeister September 13, 2016

I'm begging you

This is the phrase used by pathetic men who cannot get any action from their significant other and therefore, as a last resort, feel that they need to beg for it.

Woman : "You can try all you want but I'm just not ready!!"

Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"

Woman : "No!"

Man cries.

by ZCMC March 11, 2009

I'm back bitches

To return after a long period of time

*door opens*

Old friend-I'm back bitches

by Jaysweg June 14, 2014

I'm no jazz blogger

Preface indicating that someone is not an expert in what they are about to discuss, but is going to go on to make an opinionated statement about it anyway.

Mulch? I'm no jazz blogger, but you want that in your garden.

by zndnc July 15, 2011

I'm Walking Here!

Originates from the movie "Midnight Cowboy", when Dustin Hoffman yells "I'm walking here!" at a cab driver who jumps the lights.

Ay, I'm walking here!

by h87z July 24, 2023

I'm your huckleberry

19th century slang which was popularized more recently by the movie Tombstone. Means "I'm the man you're looking for". Nowdays it's usually used as a response to a threat or challenge, as in the movie.

"Who thinks they can beat me?"
"I'm your huckleberry."

by Xcott October 7, 2006

I'm gonna die

Over-reacting by saying that you are dying but are actually in alot of pain.

Girl who has been running alot says "I'm so tired! I'm gonna die!"

by Some guy who will flame you December 2, 2004