Human mattress

someone who sleeps around

a prostitute is a human mattress

by sososweet November 15, 2010

Human

A bipedal mammal that is so self-loathing that it mocks itself in every urban dictionary definition/synonym, including this one, but all-in-all is not actually that bad.

Humans are morons

by Cadaei June 16, 2011

Rome Hump

The name for a bizarre body type common to women in Rome, New York. Unlike a normal women, who, as a result of female hormones, will gain weight mostly in her hips and thighs, then all over, a Rome woman will often gain weight in her upper body, especially on her back. The result is an odd, top-heavy looking person with fat arms, a fat stomach, wide rounded shoulders and a hump on the back, yet slim hips, skinny legs, and no buttocks. Think of the main character in the Dilbert comic strip, only if he was a linebacker and a woman.

1.) Let's go to Wal-Mart in Rome and count the Rome Humps!

2.) Humpologists agree the Rome Hump may actually have originated in Taberg, New York.

3.) I was in Utica, but I saw an epic Rome Hump on this one girl!

by certainlynotgwen January 18, 2009

humongous

1. Enormous, gigantic.
2. Ugly, awful

Uhhh ! Get that humongous thing off me !

by Eenayne Wann August 31, 2004

humanoid

A being that resembles a human.
A robot that was designed to mimic the behavio of and/or look like a human being.

See android.

There is always a high possibility that the humanoid in an anime show is a very attractive female.

by AYB April 3, 2003

hump day

The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.

After hump day, the weekend gets closer.

by Albert February 15, 2004

human menorah

8 guys running a train on a chick.

yoor girl went to israel and received a human menorah

by george spot December 15, 2007