Grease Monkey

A teenager going through the tough times of puberty that begins to create a thick layer of grease upon ones face

Kevin: Mike, did you hear Nunzio is becoming a grease monkey?

Mike: My older brother just went through that, it's discusting!

by KKKillyourself December 16, 2013

Greaney Bomb

The direct result and complications risen from when someone clumsily steps on or spills something

Jack: SHIT
Mike: .... what?
Jack: I just spilled this brand new bottle of Nyquil... Its everywhere/ I just spilled the cheese salsa... Its everywhere
Mike: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, not another Greaney Bomb

by beestmode360 November 9, 2009

Greaney

one who does not allow his kids to have motorized vehicles of any kind and is contradicting himself because he was into things like that as a kid

wow kev, big greaney said no... AGIAN!

by achhmed January 18, 2011

Grease Trap

When a over weight male can only have sex doggy style and has to put his stomach on the partners lower back. The sweat and grease build up between the two is known as the grease trap.

Kyle placed his stomach og sarahs lower back then when he was done he licked the grease trap.

by Boxsmasher111 September 14, 2011

grazey

When you're not particularly hungry for any one thing, but you still find yourself wanting to munch on everything in sight.

Ryan went to golden corral because he was feeling grazey

by RyanMkn January 11, 2014

Grease

To do very dirty, or wrong
Or, to slander someone.
This generally has a negative connotation.

Marcus: Yo you seen Lamar's busted ass sneakers? Mans probably got them from the fuckin goodwill
Nick: Nah bro why you gotta grease him like that

by armpitjuice May 20, 2020

Moob Greaser

A fat man with large man boobs that eats at greasy fastfood restaurants several times a day and usually has many bowel problems consisting of grease leaking out of his anus uncontrollably.

Damn, Harold is such a moob greaser. He ate Taco Bell, Hardees, and KFC today and he locked himself in the bathroom for 40 minutes after greasing his drawers.

by Drudahomo May 29, 2008