Forehander

Literally means parent. One of the people who created you beforehand, as in before the current moment in reality.

Joseph wasn't there anymore and it brought tears to his forehanders.
His forehanders had raised him poorly.

by Bohumír Jedinečný June 16, 2024

Forever Jail

A penal institution that people are sent to so that they can rot forever.

Bro, they're gonna send my ass to Forever Jail for this.

by MalumLibrum958 June 24, 2024

Forever Fiancé

The smart way to get married without getting divorced. As we all know the first rule on how to avoid a divorce is never get married. A forever fiancé is the perfect solution to a boyfriend or girlfriend thats as close to a wife or husband that you’ll ever need to have.

Can’t get divorced as long as I have my forever fiancé.

by Tip-Top G June 29, 2024

Forever Car

You've heard about forever home, or forever wife, wait until you hear about FOREVER CAR ! No need for friends, money, a job, your little sister, mac and cheese, all you need in life is a forever car. It'll last you forever !

Tory : Bro, you got a new car ? again ?!
Dani : Yeah, it's my forever car !

by Am3l1a July 2, 2024

Forever Abuse Day

September 7.

We all gather around to bully the fat kid in the friend group, during this day we're allowed to go as far as we want with
the bullying.

The name is an homage to our friend nicknamed "Forever".

"It's Forever Abuse Day!"

"Look it's the fat kid, let's bully him!"

by fatmanforever1024 August 21, 2024

Forever

The length of time it takes for me to get tired of your shit!

I will love you until forever.

by Petulant curmudgeon December 12, 2024

Forever ANŷNEMY (POWER~TELEFANG) AND Forever A Friend (Speed~Telefang): The Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Forever ANŷNEMY (POWER~TELEFANG) AND Forever A Friend (Speed~Telefang): The Juvenile Release...

by Chumüpocąhikiwotăẹ January 31, 2025