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Tank-faced

Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.
Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"

Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."
by H4MM3R December 28, 2008
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open faced boss sandwich

Where your boss sits right next to you and co-workers all sit on the other side.
I would love to check my email at work but I am in a open faced boss sandwich.
by Airloven February 22, 2009
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Peasant-faced

To have a face that is ugly and resembles that of a person in the lower class.
I could tell that girl was from the slums, she is so peasant-faced.
by Master Excederin July 13, 2009
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funny faced

the state of being so inebriated that everything seems funny as shit
During the day: Jim- Hey mike, what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Mike- A lickolotopus dude, thats such an old joke
That night after comsuming large amounts of grandpa's old cough medicine: Jim- Hey, hey mike, g-guess what you call a dinosaur lesbian?
Mike- What dude?!?!
Jim: A fucking lickolotopus dude!!!!
Both:hahahahahahahahhahaha
Random Guy observing situation: They're so funny faced right now...
by ll cool j X September 23, 2009
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shift-faced

Riding motorcycles or quads around completely wasted. term comes from a brand of riding gear called Shift.
lets drink before we go riding, i want to go out shift-faced
by Papacav May 14, 2010
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Hand-Faced

Chris: Hey Dave you getting Hand-Faced tonight?
Dave: No, not tonight im still hurting from the last time i got hand-faced
by chrisma234 May 17, 2010
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slap-faced disease

a disease in which it looks like you've been slapped in the face many times and itches
the corner girl had slap-faced disease
by panagos December 17, 2010
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