Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.
Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"
Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."
Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."
by H4MM3R December 28, 2008
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Get the Peasant-faced mug.During the day: Jim- Hey mike, what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Mike- A lickolotopus dude, thats such an old joke
That night after comsuming large amounts of grandpa's old cough medicine: Jim- Hey, hey mike, g-guess what you call a dinosaur lesbian?
Mike- What dude?!?!
Jim: A fucking lickolotopus dude!!!!
Both:hahahahahahahahhahaha
Random Guy observing situation: They're so funny faced right now...
Mike- A lickolotopus dude, thats such an old joke
That night after comsuming large amounts of grandpa's old cough medicine: Jim- Hey, hey mike, g-guess what you call a dinosaur lesbian?
Mike- What dude?!?!
Jim: A fucking lickolotopus dude!!!!
Both:hahahahahahahahhahaha
Random Guy observing situation: They're so funny faced right now...
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Dave: No, not tonight im still hurting from the last time i got hand-faced
Dave: No, not tonight im still hurting from the last time i got hand-faced
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