f titties

You really don't want to know about F Titties

"How was the hookup last night?"

"Bro, she had some F Titties"

*throws up*

by F Titties R Us December 23, 2017

f tucker

not very bad way to say fucker or shit

frank drops his camera and says f tucker i cant believe i did that

by billybobjoes May 5, 2010

f'tead

The phyisical characteristic of an excessively large noggin.

See call me soup.

"Look at a f'tead on this!" or "Spider, your cast is as big as your fcucking f'tead!"

by Bob O'Young May 13, 2003

F-tanking It

The event in which one is driving on a full tank of gas.

"Hey man, I'll drive. I'm F-tanking it."

by The Jais August 28, 2006

f-tizzle

Father of love, time, and peace. Used to be known as Fat Tizzle- now it is short for ftizzle. Large calfs denote he has done tons of vigorous labor and coninutes to not take care of the diabetes. Father tizzle is also and alternate. known to be stubborn and insistent- having great persistence. Loves to infatuate. Loves to cuddle and watch movies and vaguebook.

F-tizzle went to the sotre to buy a pack of chokes.

by mneezy99 February 4, 2010

F the Beat

A night of frivolity usually unstructured and starting at a bar.

When a group of friends meets at their local watering hole and sees where the night will take them.

"Hey, what are you guys doing tonight?

Not too sure were just going to f the beat."

by F the Beatster December 9, 2011

F-ton

An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.

Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.

Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.

by xccs December 3, 2014