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Ethiopian Earthquake

when an Ethiopian man has sex with some random girl in the next room, or in the back of your car while you are in the front seat.
Alex: dude you look tired

Lucas: yeah there was an Ethiopian Earthquake in my car last night
by Bennz February 2, 2010
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Scorched Earth Policy

1. the process of hooking up and promptly/perpetually ignoring the existence of the other party at every opportunity. If the Earth is properly scorched, then he/she should get the impression the he/she simply does not exist to in any capacity. There is no acknowledged contact (eye or otherwise) of any kind, with the exception of a second hookup, which should be achieved with less than five words (or 10 minutes) of ballgame expended. Should this second hookup occur, all questions and comments are to be ignored. Should still more hookups occur, repeat process for desired effect
Meet John. Meet Jane. John fucked Jane, but has chosen to implement the Scorched Earth Policy. When Jane calls John, he does not answer. When Jane passes John on the way to class, John looks in every direction but hers. When Jane sends an angry email, John does not reply. When Jane attempts to confront John in any public space, he continues his conversation/puts on his headphones as if she were not there. Thus, the Earth has been Scorched.
by James November 17, 2004
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Earthlink

An obvious POS that does nothing good whatsoever for dial-up customers.
Hmm...you suck...or do you have Earthlink?
by Jojo May 20, 2004
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Earthworm

The deliberate act of speaking lyrics, humming a tune or singing a song with the specific goal of embedding the song in someone elses conscience. Typically this is done with a over played pop-tune or other catchy, yet annoying song.

To earthworm; or earthworming are both correct useages.
Jim was known to earthworm his coworkers with childrens songs on a regular basis.
by drkilljoy October 16, 2009
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Earthworm

Somebody so irrelevant with pop culture, current events, and well known subjects in general, it's as if they have been living under a rock
Normal Person: "Wow, I will always consider the Beatles the greatest band of all time"
Earthworm: "who are the beatles? you mean like a cockroach?"
Normal:"Dude, you're so irrelevant, stop being such an earthworm"
Earthworm: "wow rude"
by txh October 10, 2014
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earth

"usa",property of the ministry of defense, usa
this is our planet! the all-american-earth! get off our planet you foreign aliens! or we will use our wmd´s on you!
by nuketheworld April 20, 2003
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earth

a slang for marijuana, aka: pot
by Eric Jaeger February 17, 2004
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