Deus Ex Incel

Deus ex incel is a condition device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem (virginity) in someone's history is suddenly and abruptly resolved by an unexpected and unlikely occurrence

Bob went to a strip club and lost his virginity. That's a Deus Ex Incel

by jimbolimbo77 December 31, 2022

My ex-boyfriend

A little gay jealous idiot whom left me without telling me.

By the way, if your reading this, fuck you. And I hope that skinny little bitch you found pleases you more than I ever did. I hate my ex-boyfriend.

by A normal person <3 August 15, 2023

s.ex primer

proper term used in Europe for lubricant (lube people cum on)

Jonny Boy was dry so he got S.ex primer from the store to lube himself up for a night alone looking at older women porn. Sad twelve year old boy!

by Ciao Bello January 6, 2008

sex ex

An ex-lover with whom you have sex.

I had ex sex with my sex ex the other day.

by Oddsock April 17, 2011

Fed Ex

A term used to describe a former President's ex-lover

That Monica Lewinsky isn't doing Bill anymore, she's a Fed Ex.

by MSG November 16, 2006

deus ex magicka

A term to define in fiction when there is an unexplained phenomenon that will most likely never be seen to.

Deus ex magicka, no shut it and listen!

by tbclycan May 14, 2011

fed-ex

when meetin up with an ex-girlfriend/ love/ one nighter you realise that your mates were correct and she was actually a fat mother huberd!!

matt-wasnt that your ex?
me-yes, yes it was!!!
matt-she was fat!!!
me-yes, you could say she was my fed-ex

by Mr.Rickus November 17, 2006