Jelly Dick

A dick that remains flaccid.

Similar to Whiskey Dick and Coke Dick

A Jelly Dick doesn't get anything done.

Quit Jelly Dick-ing around.

by Devin B. Kent May 23, 2011

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Dick Rail

To snort cocaine off a man's erect junk.

Walking in on a girl performing this task and she replies with, "relax it's just a dick rail"

by Brealz October 12, 2008

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Dick-chaser

Someone who is obsessed with or always talking about guys, could be both male or female.

1.Gregg is the biggest dick-chaser, he talks about Tom all day.

2.Gregg is dick-chasing Tom, tell him to stop.

3.Pamela is totally dick-chasing me bro, did you see her at the party?

by koolko January 18, 2011

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1) A meaningless insult born from a misunderstanding and mispronounciation of the intended and true insult dickwad
2) A term of endearment used to express gratitude and admiration through feigned hostility

Girl 1- Your a dick twad.
Boy 1- What the f$%k is that? Don't you mean dickwad?
Girl 1- You're an asshole...

by Dicktwad92378 August 21, 2017

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