Commatude

Three orders of magnitude or multiples thereof.

A fancy way of saying a few orders of magnitude in such a way as to quickly visualize how many more commas that final number would become.

A billion dollars is at least a couple commatudes greater than what you have in your bank account right now.

by Elux Lucis January 24, 2020

combat missionary

A position in which both parties fight for the battle field. biting, scratching, hair pulling, etc. While still preforming missionary sex

Sonic: bro me and amy had Rad combat missionary last night
Tails: we're video game characters you don't even have a dick
Sonic: shut up tails no one likes you

by Vanessa licea February 27, 2020

combatibility

The measure of some couples' suitability for each other while shut in together for months.

The stay-at-home order sounded nice, uninterrupted solitude, a luxury they'd never had. Until the 96th night of lockdown when she mentioned quietly that she thought Bill Gates had engineered this whole thing, he went to sleep on the floor, and they were forced to accept their own combatibility.

by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020

Compaining

Compaining. The painful combination of complaining and campaigning.

Prediction is we have 4 years of Trump compaining on TWATter that he was robbed.

by ReddyCat November 6, 2020

compalicous

The feeling that you get when your commissary (jail food) is here. You feel compalicous.

Commissary’s here. That’s compalicous!

Commissary’s here.

“That’s compalicous!”, says Breann.

by Breann’s slang December 12, 2020

commatose

Passed out from overuse of certain punctuation marks, or from overly-fastidious attention-to-detail behavior regarding said symbols in text-composition.

I can see how one might become commatose from excessively using "long-tailed periods", but what about over-indulging in other punctuation marks, such as parentheses or semicolons? Would that produce a similar limp/unresponsive state?

by QuacksO January 31, 2021

CompagrifoVPD

Fake Mara

You just arrow you're mara. Grifo. CompagrifoVPD IS the one who left home. Beer.

by HanchaLaMara March 2, 2021