Clean my Cat

When you’re a gal who just has to masturbate before going out

Person: “Hey, are you on your way?”
You: “Yes, sorry, woke up horny and had to clean my cat”

by KittyKeeper69 March 12, 2022

Canadian pole cleaning

A sex act where you fill a girls vagina who is having her period with water (or any other substance) then holding it there for 3-4 minutes, then sucking it dry thus making Canadian pole cleaning

Ah man I gave Janet Canadian pole cleaning yesterday, I almost got sick and there was blood everywhere

by PurpleDlido June 9, 2018

Clean up shop

Winning or making large sums of profit by making bets with friends or gambling.

In '85 I'd clean up shop betting on the Chicago Bears!

by Conkoosh February 15, 2023

Clean butt fart

The act of farting after freshly pooping and showering where there is less risk of stink.

Did you just fart?!??!

Don’t worry. It was a clean butt fart.

by Belward March 6, 2022

Them hoes CLEAN

when your eyebrows are looking fine as hell, usually used right after you get your eyebrows done.

"DAMN Jessica, them hoes CLEAN!"

by sister.winchester May 8, 2018

Good, Clean Fun

Yes, Family-friendly entertainment, but also the title of a Monkees song in which the title is never mentioned

Hey, let's listen to The Monkees' "Good, Clean Fun", it'll be good, clean fun!

by DixieChampagne September 13, 2022

Springfield Deep Clean

When a man inserts Doritos into his cock and his bitch sucks the shit out

Man 1: Dude bruh my girl gave me the Springfield Deep Clean last night
Man 2: Dude bruh did it hurt?
Man 1: It felt like razor blades summoned by the elder Gods ripped through my urethra and into my cum slut’s tight lips, bro

by KingofWheat July 3, 2020