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Kittens in the blender

During gay sex one man is swinging around his cock while the other's cock is in his asshole.
Steve: You ready Brad , attack plan Kittens in the blender!
Brad: (smacks Steve's ass) Ok, initiate the puree.
by meatspin.fr March 25, 2017
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Bobcat Boner Blunder

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.
1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night

2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it
by Soggy sack December 18, 2017
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One-hit Blunder

When an artist is recognized for only one song, and that song failed in the sense that it's only enjoyed ironically or as a torture device
Rick Astley, Smash Mouth, and Darude could each be considered a one-hit blunder
by FresnoNightcrawler June 25, 2019
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Dick in a blinder

It’s when a guy named Caleb rips his dick in a blinder.
Dick in a blinder-Owwww fuck my dick in the blinder!!
by Werueheduhehdue May 19, 2020
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In da blender

Damn es bitch just caught me up.
Nigga you in da blender foe nem
by Yaego baby October 10, 2020
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lean all in my bladder

“Ridin’ on a tractor / LEAN all in my bladder / Cheated on my baby / You can go and ask her / My life is a movie.”

HARD DRUGS, adulterous relationships, and living life like it’s a movie doesn’t sound like the simple life we were just talking about. But Lil Nas X is only imagining what life is like when you actually achieve rock star status. The tractor is a major step up from the horse, but don’t worry, he’s still humble. And about the drugs, he says he’s “NOT trying to endorse that, by the way.” Lil Nas X makes sure to end the verse with a slight flex, though, when he sings “Cowboy hat from Gucci / Wrangler on my booty.”

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Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
by Dolce Misschief May 1, 2021
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babies.in.blenders

THE BEST MUTUAL EVER!! AND FRIEND!! IF U DISLIKE THEM, U HAVE NO TASTE..
"Who's the best mutual?"

"BABIES.IN.BLENDERS"
by @gayfarriepeeontiktok July 1, 2021
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