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Saddle Banking

Saddle banking is the act of having a man/woman sit on your dick and spin around.
Sally and I were saddle banking all night long, we used an entire bottle of lube.
by rtbt December 20, 2014
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boaking

Boaking - Causing An Accident To One's Self During Sexual Intercorse
"Hey Dude, i've been up all night with this Boaking accident", "Oh dude i don't wanna see that".
by David Holland, Oliver Marson November 30, 2004
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Basking Ridge

a middle-class town filled with wannabes who wish they lived in bernardsville or mendham. not many wealthy people, only people who think they are. the school system is horrendous and the people are uglier than most people from NJ, which is saying something.
Basking Ridge is your typical suburb filled with ugly people.
by qnny December 28, 2005
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Bajingoes

A secretive word for men to hide that they are talking about there penis.
Hey David I think my bajingoes are itchy can you scratch them for me.
by Chubzinater October 17, 2018
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Beaking

To interfere in an illegal way whilst making an infuriating sound. Frowned upon, especially in north London.
I caught the dude beaking. I sawed his wings right off.
by CrustGoodFriends January 24, 2009
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internet banking

sorry mom, i know casualty is on, but i need to do some internet banking.
by iain May 19, 2004
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Barking Up The Wrong Tree

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, let me tell you a story,
'Bout a company called Bark, claimin' they got glory,
Parental control's their game and what they sell,
But I gotta speak out 'cause there's some stories to tell.

(Chorus)
Bark, bark, barking up the wrong tree,
Thinkin' you can control my family.
But your algorithms ain't foolproof or tight,
It's time to shine the spotlight on your oversight.

(Verse 2)
You say you protect kids from online threats and more,
Monitoring their messages down to the core.
But privacy concerns arise with every scan,
Invading our lives like an unwanted man.

(Bridge)
We all want safety for our children online,
But trust should be earned, not just a thin line.
Bark may mean well in its noble quest,
Yet it's crucial to question how far we invest.

(Chorus)
Bark, bark, barking up the wrong tree,
Thinkin' you can control my family.
But your algorithms ain't foolproof or tight,
It's time to shine the spotlight on your oversight.

(Verse 3)
Let kids grow and learn without constant surveillance
Teach them responsible use through guidance and patience
Respecting privacy is key in this digital age
So let's find better solutions that truly engage

(Outro)

Bark may have good intentions at heart
But let’s rethink monitoring from the start
Empower families with knowledge instead of fear
That’s how we'll create an atmosphere sincere.
"Barking Up The Wrong Tree" is an AI-generated soon-to-be meme song.
by i eat uranium fuel rods August 2, 2023
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