Astrid

Astrid is the gayest person you’ll ever meet

Person 1: That girl looks so gay
Person 2: She must be an Astrid

by idkanymoreeeeeee October 14, 2021

Houston Astros

Shitty ass team that cheats in order to win. Everett never tagged Molina at 2nd base and knew he didn't but agreed with the umpire's call. Fuck you Everett. I hope your balls get chewed off by an elephant. I'm glad you lost to the White Sox and want to assure you that you'll never get to the World Series again.

I hate the Houston Astros.

by fuckhouston December 28, 2005

Astral

Cute, sweet female who is occasionally overcome by bursts of anger which make everyone in a 10 mile radius spontaneously combust.

Astral hugged the cute kitty and cute puppy... then pushed S. down the stairs!

by Bob July 14, 2003

astrogynist

(n., orig. astrogynecologist) Someone who frequently uses astrogynies (pl. of astrogyny).

"I'm going to ride my gerbilcopter!"
"Stop calling your car like that, you astrogynist."

by Bad Chicken October 13, 2007

Astrosnot

The act of gently peeling the flaps of your women's vagina, and then launching a juicy snot rocket on to her clit. Give the vagina three seconds to absorb the snot rocket and then swiftly slurp it out with a bendy straw. Also known as the apollo 69.

Neal Armstrong: I gave muh bitch the astrosnot last night.

by fuckmydick August 19, 2011

Astronomics

The economy of space.

Jack: You see stardust went down six points today?

Desquarius: yeah it sucks man, that's astronomics.

by Yi Z May 23, 2013

astrologian

Healer in FFXIV that uses cards to heal people. Think Yugioh, but for healing spells. Nobody can agree how to pronounce this word. Distrust any phonetic spelling. Come up with your own.

That astrologian is a motherfucking gentleman. He got us through that dungeon thanks to his draw spell.

by Xolthamuari March 20, 2019