Alcoholler

When you call someone while extremely drunk

John is trying to Alcoholler at me again

by IAmACoolOneJustLikeYou December 15, 2014

alcoholic hostility

alcohol performing its' 'magic' on a normally 'nice person', changing their personality somewhat like jekyll/hyde.

alcoholic hostility convinced john he was being 'stunk on,' which always immediately switched him into 'fighting mode'
alcoholic hostility had him/her taking on the most aggressive and nonsensical imagined positions...

by michael foolsley December 31, 2014

alcotarded

When you are too drunk and do retarded things

"dude you were so alcotarded last night, you shit on a window"

by steelydanman93 February 1, 2015

Alcoholic Gamer Syndrome

Alcoholic Gamer Syndrome or AGS is a disease, caused by overconsumption of alcohol and gaming, is the same disease which killed the dinosaurs. Symptoms of AGS are the unquenchable urge to consume alcohol and play video game (or as I like to call them "Devil games") for an overextended period of time. Some sufferers of AGS have been known to defecate themselves as to not interrupt their gaming session.

dudukakapeepeeshire, did you just shit your pants because you didn't want to interrupt your game? You need to get yourself checked for Alcoholic Gamer Syndrome!

by Zvd918 August 7, 2015

alchemism

Addicted to finding a way of turning other substances, especially any kind of alcohol, into gold. This gives justification to themselves to continue buying and consuming these substances.

Is john coming out with us?
'Are you kidding, hes got Alchemism!'
Oh dear, poor john.

John " I'd come out but I really must drink this bottle of vodka first. Im sure it will work this time because Im mixing it with a new juice".

by NorthernSoulKTF November 19, 2015

alcoholiday

Alcoholiday is the last day of Daylight Savings Time, in the US, where the clocks are set back an hour from 2am to 1am and the bars stay open for one extra inebriation-enabling hour.

Hey Joe, you gonna have beers or Zimas for your Alcoholiday this year?

by Camdolen December 6, 2015

Alcoholicide

Drinking to excess and beyond, for any reason.

"That dude got dumped HARD and decided to take himself out, bro. Full-on alcoholicide. It was such a good party."

"BRO, I'm feeling so fucking good tonight, let's get fucking wasted!" Inevitably leading to alcoholicide.

by GrumpyPlatypus March 19, 2016