#1 Cock

Jacob Hawley

fuck you jacob hawley, you are the #1 Cock

by Soggy Pants February 19, 2020

November 1

It’s NATIONAL smack or kick Brody, or just smack or kick your friend day!

Hey everyone, it’s November 1! Let’s see how many people you smack or kick!!!

by Bannedboo November 1, 2019

guy -1

guy -1, the forgotten one.

guy 1: does anybody?... help...
guy -1: hello there, how does it feel to be lost and forgotten?

by guywithaspoon February 8, 2022

1-800stfu

Very very swag! Bbq is a very awesome person and deserves so much 😋bbq is very cool 👯 ♀️btw i made up the nickname bbq 🙄🙄🙄

1-800stfu please be my friend you are so cool 😩😩

by Connys Left Leg🥩🧍 June 1, 2021

February 1

Tell your crush you like them and ask them out❤️ 🩹

She asked her crush out she said yes on a February 1

by I’m unknown February 1, 2022

#1 Simp

Somebody that completely neglects hanging with the boys to go get some Coochie. If they are the #1 simp then they miss out with the squad and dont even get any coochie no matter the effort they put in.

Yo he missed the game to go to prom with this thot. He’s the #1 simp.

by ISeeAllSimps February 21, 2020

Table 1

adjective (Table 1'ed)
Used to describe the act of providing a dominant, complete, and masterful retort

After tolerating a few minutes of heckling from an intoxicated patron, the comedian Table 1'ed the heckler, which caused him to leave in shame.

by CommonConnection March 26, 2021