Hangout Plan

Organised slacking so that a collective of slackers can safely do very little together

We should organise our hangout plan so we don’t dob ourselves in by accident

by Alan,Steve! March 26, 2021

Pillow Plans

Plans that someone who never follows through with anything or finishes what they start makes or just continuously talks about just have something talk about; plans that are nothing but fluff because the person that made them never follows through

When you have a friend that always talks about getting a job and going to college but doesn’t actually get up and put forth effort to do so is someone who makes “pillow plans”—nothing but fluff

by Mami.abri February 17, 2019

Don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan

A phrase to say whenever your team is losing in a videogame or when shit is going down and people are discussing about it.
If you know things won't get any better, say this.

PussyDestroyer69: Guys we we suck a lot, we are losing fast.
EdgyIdiot: Hey don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan , we're going to win this.

Jessica: How the hell are we going to pass the maths test tomorrow?
Nathan: I'm going to get an other F, I couldn't do shit with all the homework we had this week
Josh: don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan, we just need some time

by OffensiveGamer July 30, 2020

poker plans

Nananan Nananana Nananana! I wanna rob a train, like I’m in Lemoyne yah! Rob it, grab it, shoot it, plan it Dutchie, I’m with you. I Won’t be like John he ran away from you! And after, Micah’s rattin’ to the law, betraying you. Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I shoot his face Show him I’m with dutch Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I love you Dutch But please fix those plans Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I’ve got a plan, Arthur!" Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I got a plan Arthur!"

Poker Plans is a plan

by LightSwigger December 23, 2023

Draws Plan

When you have an idea of what you gonna do when you get in a girls panties

Hey Mario, I see you bout to hook up wit Qwe’Effah you got a draws plan son?

by HerroldoFarealdoe January 29, 2023

plan aa

A person who you've developed a crush on, but 'plan' is in the name because you have another crush. It's basically their code name.

Oh my god. Plan AA just half-hugged me.

by yoongae September 17, 2017

best-lathed plans

OCD-level-created intentions for working with materials in a machine shop.

Da best-lathed plans can go awry if either yer work-order specs are off by one digit, or yer equipment is even slightly outta whack.

by QuacksO December 10, 2023