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Shovelwave 

Shovelwave is just another way to call it "mainstream music", since they lack of quality and just sounds the same.
It's basically a combination of the words "shovelware" and "wave"
-Man I'm tired of listening to this shit that they're playing on the radio, you wanna know what i call it? Shovelwave!
-Hahah I get it, because it's like a pun or something. Also can't you just change the radio station-
-WE'RE IN A STORE WE CAN'T CHANGE THE STATION, NOT EVEN THE EMPLOYEES!!!
Shovelwave by kevincore February 3, 2025
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Shovelware’s Brain Game 

A meme-packed Roblox quiz show created by shovelware’s studios with collaboration with SMART technologies, where 1–6 players pick trivia categories, and win wacky prizes. Hosted by the legendary Dancing Banana (yep, Peanut Butter Jelly Time), alongside a mysterious voice called the Announcer. Expect utter madness—banana nephews, audience members falling over or randomly setting stuff on fire, and Boardy the SMART Board handling visuals. Players earn points for correct answers and speed, with bonus prize questions tossed in for extra chaos. You always win something: prizes range from 10,000 bottles of dog shampoo to a rusty biplane or Banana-shaped ice cream bars. Duplicates turn into coins, which you can spend on cosmetics like podium skins, buzzer sounds, and text styles.
“Bro, I joined Shovelware’s Brain Game for the trivia, and left with 10,000 bottles of dog shampoo and a podium on fire. Best game night ever”

“I was about to win the round, but Boardy popped up with some pixelated math question and his smug “let’s do some visual learning” voice—dude needs to chill.”

Shoveling News

A bad faith news hit-piece, usually about something trivial, such as snow shoveling posture or the color of a suit.

Stems from the New York posts hit-piece on Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s shoveling posture during a severe snowstorm.
“politician wore a tan suit once! What a traitor!”
“ what a bunch of shoveling news.”
Shoveling News by JKwanDo January 28, 2026

Poo Shoveller 

1. Someone who shovels poo for a living.

2. Someone who stuffs poo in another person's rectum.

Also known as Shit Shoveller.
Mitch: "James just came back from his excrement orgy"

Sam: "He is such a poo shoveller!"
Poo Shoveller by Internet Cancer October 17, 2009

Pork Shovelling 

Adjective: A word used to describe the aftermath and mess of a large party, which has been caused by the DICKs in the year above.

Origin: A party in a Norfolk Based farm featured a large Hog roast, which instead of being eaten, was used as ammunition in a battle, to see who had overdosed on testosterone the most. In the morning, lumps of cold pork had to be shovelled into bin bags.

Also, the act of Pork Shovelling can be used to describe acts of hardcore sexual acts, involving pork.
My My! This has turned out to be a real Pork Shovelling party! I feel sorry for the host!

Hey, we have been going out for some time now, and I think we should make it special... I got some pork in the shed... Yes, i want to pork shovel with you

ballast shovelling

This is where a gentleman is having relations with a lady who is so large that he can't see what he's doing.
Julie was so fat that I was just ballast shovelling!
ballast shovelling by Jinny the pig December 31, 2013

chip shovels 

a female with very large hands and a very large appetite
" foreplay was out of the question ! not with them chip shovels "
chip shovels by pethead March 31, 2016