self-gay

1. Extreme narcissism, self-love, conceit.
2. Condition in which persons are primarily attracted to qualities in others that they themselves possess.

Also: One who places unusually high value on one's own opinions, appearance, and personality.

Although Adam is obsessed with himself, he concedes that Larissa is even more self-gay than he is.

self-gay by Larissa and Adam December 17, 2005

self-sexual 

the act of loving yourself so much that you pretty much do yourself all the time(not literally)

Jesus Christ Tyler; your so self-sexual!

self-sexual by William Hucke July 28, 2007

self-diagnosed 

someone who 100 percent definitely has a mental illness because they want to have one for some dumb reason and any attempts to say they don't are absolutely false for some reason because 14 yr old white girls are terrifying and you must never argue with them.

white girl: I have self-diagnosed depression
Normal person: No you don't
White girl: You dare oppose me mortal?

self-diagnosed by suckmyteninchpp January 19, 2021

self phone

A phone I use to call myself. Play on word sound cell phone. (See cellph phone.)

That's my self phone. I use it to call myself.

self phone by Phil Kelley February 16, 2005

self-misconception 

A false belief of the self. If exposed, can lead to existential embarrassment.

Susan believed she had mastered writing due to the grades she earned in high school, but was wrought with existential embarrassment when her self-misconception was brought to light after receiving a C on her first college paper.

self-misconception by PaleBlueYacht March 8, 2011

Self-Segregate 

When someone thinks everyone dislikes them because of their: Race, Gender, Age, Religion, or where they're from, when they really don't hate them for that. And then only hangs out with people of the same Race, Gender, Age, Etc.

Franklin: Bobby only hangs out with other Latinos
Dante: Yeah he just likes to Self-Segregate himself
Franklin: That's fucked up!

Self-Segregate by Madness cutter February 10, 2019

self cleaning oven 

When a person farts in the shower, and the steam from the shower holds the fart in, thereby surrounding you with your own fart. Dutch oven meets steam shower.

"I gave myself a self cleaning oven in the shower today. I disgust myself."

self cleaning oven by stinkycheeseman1 March 4, 2010